If you aren't popular you are bullied, and if you are popular you are hated by your "friends." The fine Arts program is...hm. The orchestra is not very good, and my brother's kindergarten class sings better than the honors choir, I was in it.
The band is probably the most paid and best branch of the program, and we still aren't very good. Our art teachers always get fired after one year since Mrs. Lawson left. Our sports teams suck. The 6th-grade teachers are nice, the 7th-grade teachers are chill, and 8th grade... depends on your class. Mrs. Neuweg is great, Mr butler is terrifying. The water fountains outside of the gym are the only cold ones. The food is awful, looks like plastic. Hey, just like the lunch ladies. The ceilings are constantly broken and leaking, they are always constantly painting. Yet, as an 8th grader who's year got cut short due to the Coronavirus, I would KILL to go back.
The band is probably the most paid and best branch of the program, and we still aren't very good. Our art teachers always get fired after one year since Mrs. Lawson left. Our sports teams suck. The 6th-grade teachers are nice, the 7th-grade teachers are chill, and 8th grade... depends on your class. Mrs. Neuweg is great, Mr butler is terrifying. The water fountains outside of the gym are the only cold ones. The food is awful, looks like plastic. Hey, just like the lunch ladies. The ceilings are constantly broken and leaking, they are always constantly painting. Yet, as an 8th grader who's year got cut short due to the Coronavirus, I would KILL to go back.
by (rat)ical April 13, 2020

by Guera1022 August 5, 2009

This school is just straight up wack the teachers the students everything there is whole bunch of people who ack hella black when there not . All of the kids are mad fake it’s just like a big school full of snakes .you can’t do anything with out getting in trouble. The teachers there are mad fucking annoying especially Mrs Raymond. There is this one bitch Victoria such a fag all talk no show FAKE. It’s full of wired mother fuckers relationships there last a couple days .this school is just wackkkk there maddddd emo kids
by WACK_WACK April 18, 2019

by anonymous February 1, 2021

the absoloute gay of the gayest schools on the fucking planet. theres fucking fobs and netbangers in this bitch that have nothing better to do instead of gangbanging on fucking houseparty. all the miyutes that go to this school are rich fucking fobs but act like there from the trenches of jefferson fucking forest. never go to this school ruteenbeek will book ur fucking toker and loud. most of the "top goons" at this school have dukes that make 100k per year while the smoke weed and hit there fucking stlths in the forest. beware before coming to this school as one day someone will fucking shiver your timbers.
by ruteenbeek July 7, 2021

Piedmont Hills High School is located in San Jose, Ca on Piedmont Road. Home of the Pirates. School colors are maroon and black. Our enemy school is independence high. It is hard to get into the school. High test scores and high drama.
The whole school is DRAMA.
The groups include: frshmen- most of them stick in the freshmen area, they are super annoying. Football- they hang out in packs and after their seasons over they are losers. Nerds- usual stick to the back of the school. Philipinos- hang out together in the sophmore area. Skaters/ druggies- ususally mob around in groups or at the tables. The perfect people- in the back of the lockers. Juniors- in the junior hallway seniors- senior hallway. Soccer players- freshmen area. Badass/"popular" hip hopish people: by the lunch line.
Mezdez and Branco are the most irrateding people you will have at this school cause they will get you for anything and they drive in stupid little golf carts.
This school is full of secrets, drama, and bullshit.
P.H.H.S.
The whole school is DRAMA.
The groups include: frshmen- most of them stick in the freshmen area, they are super annoying. Football- they hang out in packs and after their seasons over they are losers. Nerds- usual stick to the back of the school. Philipinos- hang out together in the sophmore area. Skaters/ druggies- ususally mob around in groups or at the tables. The perfect people- in the back of the lockers. Juniors- in the junior hallway seniors- senior hallway. Soccer players- freshmen area. Badass/"popular" hip hopish people: by the lunch line.
Mezdez and Branco are the most irrateding people you will have at this school cause they will get you for anything and they drive in stupid little golf carts.
This school is full of secrets, drama, and bullshit.
P.H.H.S.
by TrEEz... August 4, 2008

PHHS is one of the most oppressive high schools in Parsippany, New Jersey. It is located next to St. Christopher's Church and across from Brooklawn Middle School. PHHS is a high school where the 1st amendment of the constitution was used to wipe Dr. G's butt. You can't speak your mind and your freedom of speach is stripped from you. Its a circular school so you can't get lost but it smells like wet dog and fart everywhere you turn. It is full of potheads, druggies, alcoholics, and sluts. These girls need to be tested on the daily. PHHS is one of the wealthiest schools in Morris County, but is run by an evil dictator.
Dr. G: Talk about the administration one more time and you will be suspended!
Student: But I was just using my freedom of speech.
Dr. G: Freedom of speech and all other constitutional rights are not allowed here atParsippany Hills High School!!
Student: But I was just using my freedom of speech.
Dr. G: Freedom of speech and all other constitutional rights are not allowed here atParsippany Hills High School!!
by Complainer April 24, 2012
