Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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Hook House

A Hook House is an establishment of ill repute, or brothel.

"Boy, that lady's attire is worthy of a Hook House."

by Dkfgncdks December 13, 2021

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Cumnor House

A posh white boy school filled with Asians

That’s Cumnor House the posh school

by Sasghkjgggh October 24, 2017

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Mr. House

if u have ever attended cabot public schools, chances are you have been blinded by the shiny bald head of mr house. its like staring at the top of a babys oily head. this is the literal worst principal since mrs sandage. he walks around school all day doing dick diddly. he stands in the cafeteria before school and yells at people for standing up... LIKE WHO THE FUCK CARES? if you have been graced by god to not know this man, i envy you.

1: Have you seen Mr. House's shiny head?
2: It's hard to miss. By the way, what the fuck does he even do?
1: I don't know. Maybe he's a janitor.

by isucktoes<3 January 20, 2023

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