Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.

"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."

by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023

House Strats

When you juke them deer with an ankle breaker

"yo, did you get caught by the police?"
"nah, I pulled some House Strats on they ass"

by man this honestly sucks March 31, 2022

Bleak House

Bleak House is a theorized subgenre of house music characterized by a repetitive four-on-the-floor beat, a tempo of 120 bpm, and a merging of positive, uplifting sonics with a perverse existential angst that addresses Weltschmerz by leaning into Schopenhauerian pessimism.

* Reference made to Charles Dickens’ 1853 novel, Bleak House
* Term coined by Projekt Records’ Sam Rosenthal on June 13, 2023, in reference to VEiiLA

On their third album, after their recording studio burned down and all their gear was lost, they really went for that Bleak House sound.

by Sam_R. June 14, 2023

Dads house

The few days you can’t do anything

Friend: hey wanna hangout

Me: can’t I’m at my dads house

by Nothings available January 19, 2022

House Wigger

A white BLM supporter that will do anything to show obedience (fist raised, car tagged with BLM, apologizing for slavery when they, nor their ancestors were participants in slavery).

David White is so pathetic that he is a house wigger. He does anything to show his obedience. If I told him to piss his pants to show his support, he would.

by R34L1ty5uck5 January 3, 2021

lover house

the house that taylor swift and her partner live in in the “lover” music video.

this house has been used in countless theories since the music video came out and it will continue to be abused by theorizing swifties (also known as clowns).

“midnights is the outside of the lover house. the lover house is now complete!” “didn’t

you say that after evermore came out…”

by wandasdeadkids September 18, 2022

Michael's house

Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.

Let’s fight over Michael's house, as we are the pettiest of motherfuckers.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023