Beige handed

You are a liar

Kyle said he was in arctic monkeys, even though he was not and his friends caught him beige handed.

by Learntgearnt May 20, 2022

Catholic-Handed

A person born left-handed who writes with their right hand due to a strictly religious, often Roman Catholic, education or upbringing.

I'm Catholic-Handed, because apparently writing with your left hand means your fucking possessed.

by AKSHERMANUS June 7, 2022

Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

left handed

The description of a person that is 'special' in their own way.

Hey, that guy over there is left handed.

by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022

Brock hagerman

Biggest liar ever tells you he's turned in ur evidence\witness and dont sweet anything...then day of trail you find out he didn't do anything he said he did... What kinda attorney takes his client to trail with no evidence says noone.. but had glowing reviews from the jurors the F**k we're not in Hollywood buddy this is my life you pos. Don't worry we'll see what kinda reviews you get from the bar on ur performance our meeting was great you were great but I strongly disagree with you and you bombed my case on purpose and I'm gonna expose you

Oh your attorney didn't do a thing for you you must have got a Brock hagerman

by pissedoffclient September 29, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022