Usually what women write under 'profession' on dating websites to somehow justify staying at home watching daytime tv, while their illegitimate child is at nursery/school.
As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
As opposed to 'part time mum' which is what every woman with a job and kids must be?!
Woman 1: "I can't get a job, I'm a full time mum"
Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"
Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"
Woman 2: :'(
Woman 2: "I work 2 jobs AND look after my son, it's tough but I don't want to leech off everyone elses' taxes"
Woman 1: "The government gives me free money! YAY!"
Woman 2: :'(
by Team Hayley July 03, 2011
A way to say wonderful that tricks your friends. It only works when typing.
Say it out loud until you understand.
Say it out loud until you understand.
Lu: It was one door full
Ron: wtf>!BBQ?~ what';s that mean I don't understand?
Lu: Say it out loud moron
Ron: OMG! THAt's genious!!!
Ron: wtf>!BBQ?~ what';s that mean I don't understand?
Lu: Say it out loud moron
Ron: OMG! THAt's genious!!!
by rODNEHHHH August 21, 2006
An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice.
Not once, but twice.
That Zippy is a Full Bag of Crazy.
by Dark Star January 11, 2008
by Youngstown April 25, 2009
by ERB1983 December 06, 2010
It’s what YouTube calls a “.”
So if you search up “.”, then youtube will just find results called “full stop punctuation”, instead of finding results called “.”
So if you search up “.”, then youtube will just find results called “full stop punctuation”, instead of finding results called “.”
by I give good definitions btw February 27, 2021
by killerdx June 20, 2004