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Stat Fucked

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.
"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
by DNG1981 January 2, 2011
mugGet the Stat Fuckedmug.

Gunk-fucking

(v.) using up the dregs of your weed stash

i.e. smoking old, saved ash; burning through the cotton of an empty cart
My plug is out of town for another week, looks like it's time to start gunk-fucking.
by Emery.0 April 18, 2022
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Gutful of Fuck

A term used when you contribute nothing of use to a conversation or game.
Luke knew he had no chance in the game of bullshit...so he threw in a gutful of fuck and hoped for the best!
by Spartacusallen July 5, 2012
mugGet the Gutful of Fuckmug.

fuck that action

When nope and fuck that shit just doesn't work. Mainly used when a situation so fucked up happens that you want to exit the scene so fast and do nothing but curse it's existence and generations before it.
" A bunch of robbers just burst into the bank a couple of minutes ago dude, and started yelling and shit! Luckily I was right next to the exit door, so I ran out like, fuck that action!"

"Fuck that action, fuck everything that came before that action, and most importantly fuck whatever birthed that action."
by theseven September 6, 2014
mugGet the fuck that actionmug.

fucking monika

Natsuki s famous words from DoKi DoKi
FUCKING MONIKAMMMMMMMMMMM❞ ~Natsuki ACT-2
by IABAjzh May 10, 2018
mugGet the fucking monikamug.

high as fuck

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.
by ImAshroom May 30, 2008
mugGet the high as fuckmug.

fuck this shit

What people say when they give up at something out of frustration
Mom:Don't worry timmy, you'll learn to ride the bike soon enough.

Timmy:Fuck this shit!! I give up!
by Big LJ October 6, 2006
mugGet the fuck this shitmug.

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