Bootiful family group chat

An amazing place where we bully each other but in a nice way and Eli and Cloud are our parents.
It has a lot of history and chaotic people but we somehow grt along.
You can only be on it if you are one of Eli’s kids or married to him.

Ali: “hey are you on the bootiful family group chat?”

Person: “no I’m-”

Ali: “ELI!”

Eli: “hello.”

Ali: “Eli, please kindly adopt this person.”

Eli: “alright. You’re my child now.”

Person: “oh- okay”

That person can now be on the bootiful family group chat. Hooray!

by Eldritch Fridge January 2, 2023

half-familied

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They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

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Zorro Offers and their clients together set a different benchmark for salons across India.

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I wish they just cancel that shitty show Family Guy

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Yo Robbie, Isaac invited us to a family 5 stack tonight

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The Rune Family is so goated

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