A very sexy charismatic hunk! Someone who knows the definition of pleasure. Makes you feel everything deep down in your soul!
by Daria-22 October 18, 2021
Get the Evansmug. by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021
Get the Evans middle schoolmug. 
Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020
Get the Evanmug. Evan is an absolutely indescribable person, in a wonderful way. They are someone that has too many great things about themself to describe.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
Evan is the love of my life
by LeeReagan January 18, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
by KlausMik August 9, 2022
Get the Martyn Evansmug.