The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Evan is an amazing friend and she knows what she wants in life. She knows that her friends will be with her no matter what. She is funny, kind, loving, and a bad ass all together. Evan is someone who wont talk shit about her friends. She knows how to have fun and get people out of their shells.
by arandomhoomanperson August 16, 2020
Get the Evanmug. a god from the heavens above. He is a man that is so sexy he can make any girl melt like a ice lolly. WHY IS HE SO GORG. i couldn't explain. His sexy body features drive all women mad. He could make a homophobic white ass man gay and make him go on all fours and bark that is how delicious he is.
women: Have u seen that new sexy pic of evan peters
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
staright old white man: yes HE IS SOOOOOO SEXY *moans cutely*
by Evanissexy February 19, 2024
Get the Evan Petersmug. Evan is an absolutely indescribable person, in a wonderful way. They are someone that has too many great things about themself to describe.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
They are one of the most caring, protective and loving people that anyone could ever talk to in their entire life. Having Evan here really feels like a miracle. They help people through things they are struggling with even when they have much on their hands at the time.
Yet, Evan is still a very humorous person. Anything they joke about puts a smile on anyones’ face. They are so incredibly talented, and incredibly intelligent.
Evan can be a humorous, loving, friendly, caring, and loyal person to anyone. (Dirty minded aswell).
There’s too many great things to say about them.
Evan is the love of my life
by LeeReagan January 18, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by Cormax August 8, 2019
Get the evan mckernanmug. Evan is an amazing person yet many are easily intimidated by his intelligence and his goals in life. Evan is very closed off yet very social if you get in his circle never let him go he is easily gonna be the person who will help you and guide you to a safe pathway but once he finds the one he loves he will be with them on the path till the end of time.If you are evans lover you are the luckiest person alive no one will ever understand you as much as evan and on that note love you unconditionally. evan is quick to his opinions and sticks with them for as long as he believes,he doesn’t like getting proven wrong because most of the time he is right. evan will most likely end up successful and he will stick up for himself during life down an successful path, he is the most charming comfortable guy you’ll ever meet and funny i mean he could be a comedian.he is also hot asf i mean HOLY CRAP!!! and he will be madly in love with who he is with now forever.
by bumwatergreywater November 2, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
by KlausMik August 9, 2022
Get the Martyn Evansmug.