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Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.
Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.
by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012
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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
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<.7.9.7.6.>Betrayal Vaginas Are Infactuated With Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Betrayal Vaginas Are Infactuated With Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025
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Ear Fetish

So basically An Earjackulation (fingering someones ear while air humping.)
Hi my name is Bob & I have a bad case of Earjackulation, it came from having a ear fetish.
by TiraaBucks March 19, 2022
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Ear hustling

I was hanging with my peeps and we started talking bout some shit and the guy next to us was EAR HUSTLING the whole convo amused.
by A G’dizzle July 3, 2020
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very dry ears

very dry ears.
very dry ears.
by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023
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