Disease-Catcher

Someone who goes out without a mask in order to catch the common coronavirus.

Too many Disease-Catchers in the store. I’ll go this evening.

by Kim song dune August 16, 2020

Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020

song disease

songs disease-when you hear a song for the first time and you don't like it and after a while you hear it again and you fall madly in love with it thinking 'why the fuck i didn' t like this in the first place the first time'

eg: I don't like Lana del Rey's song but after a while I find again and it hits me with its deepness, and this is a song disease

by stefmar551 September 25, 2020

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills

Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases Are Cognitive Behavioral Skills

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 19, 2025

Refrigerator Disease

When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.

Him: Do we have any ketchup?

Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?

Him: YES! It’s not there.

Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!

Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.

by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019

Nomm nomm disease

Another nickname for obesity.

I have a bad case of nomm nomm disease and am overweight.

by Kuehlstein May 30, 2018