When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
by SweetDee123 January 12, 2019
Get the Refrigerator Disease mug.I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the veneereal disease mug.A derisive reference to a phony claim of having an STD that a girl voices in order to either avoid having sex or vengefully cause some innocent clean-living dude to be shunned by the other ordinarily-willing chicks in town.
Tiffany claims that she contracted an STD from Brandon, but I know that he is super-healthy and always keeps himself very clean "down there", so I strongly suspect that she's only got a venefake disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the venefake disease mug.A disease in witch the sufferer is allways salty about things done to them or dumb things they have done, even if it happened years ago. Another word for this symptom is "butt hurt".
by ThePTFOGuy July 5, 2018
Get the Buttsex Disease mug.1. A nervous system disorder that involves uncontrollably and repetitively saying ñaahaplaying ("nahimsaying" really fast). Those diagnosed with visourious disease tend to say the term "ñahhaplaying" after every sentence or at any random time. It is a highly contagious disease that was founded in Miami, FL in 2018. Doctors and specialist have yet to find a cure but some researchers are leaning towards the theory that you can "unmilk" it out of your system.
-"Yo are you down to go to the tree and smoke crack? ÑAAHAPLAYING"
-Visourious disease has been compared to Tourette's due to the similar symptoms according to extensive research from the Harvard Medical Campus.
-Visourious disease has been compared to Tourette's due to the similar symptoms according to extensive research from the Harvard Medical Campus.
by anakardashian July 22, 2018
Get the Visourious Disease mug.The affliction that is onset preceding over-indulgence. Not to be confused with the sensation of an emptyness in the tumbly.
The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.
Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.
Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.
The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.
Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.
Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.
by Rizzofrizzle August 12, 2018
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