cum snooter

1. A person who enjoys snorting semen.

2. A person who commits acts of douchebaggery leading you to believe they may be snorting cum, affecting their brain.

3. A reference to someone who is or could very well be homosexual in orientation. (A Fag)

4. A general insult to everyone and anyone who you feel necessary, as long as you are not a cum snooter yourself.

"Rob came home with a box of straws and 3 gay looking dudes, I think he's a fucking cum snooter now.

by Snootmahcum June 25, 2009

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Chewing Cum

A king of chewing-gum filled with a cum-like substence.

Usually minted flavored.

"What are you eating?"
"Nothing, just trying this new Chewing Cum, it's delicious..."

by razc April 4, 2009

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Death Cumming

While you're cumming some kills you or you kill yourself. The most intense orgasm you will ever have

Person 1: Oh man! That dude died during some wicked death cumming!
Person 2: Lucky! He got to experience the most intense orgasm ever!

by WithinTheWalls October 16, 2008

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cum guzzling

This is where a hot woman takes a load or three in her beautiful mouth and proceeds to gargle the national anthem.
Alternatively they can just gulp down copious amounts of the goodness knowing that with only 5 calories per serving, their thighs will thank them.

Taking a few good shots in the mouth and then cum guzzling.

by M.R.M May 26, 2008

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Cum Hungry

Adj. Derscribes a person, male or female, that has an unsationable appetite for giving blow jobs.

Guy 1- Look at Shelly, she looks cum hungry.
Guy 2- What does that mean?
Guy 1-Read the definition above.

by Joel TK August 30, 2005

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cum in the puss

when a guy ejaculates into a girls vagina.
unprotected sex.

Joseph: are you gonna fuck Debby at the bowling alley?

Alex: fuck yeah. Do you have a rubber i can barrow?

Joseph: No, sorry dude.

Alex: shit! i guess I'll just cum in the puss.

(After intercourse at the bowling alley)

Alex: see you in 9 months Debby. fuck it thug life.

by jerrycurlz September 22, 2009

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