court-pits

The kind of armpit sweat that accumulates whilst waiting for your murder case to be called in a court of law

"Man I almost got the court-pits in there, another minute and I would have cracked"

by TheMüller January 15, 2019

Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

Courtesy lighter

The lighter you are graciously gifted with when the gas station clerk turns around to grab your pack of smokes.

"I got 4 courtesy lighters when I grabbed a pack earlier"

by Azmt1294 January 19, 2019

Courseworking

The action of completing coursework as well as completing work for your course at school.

Len: Oh hey wuu2 tonight?
Me: Oh nothing man, just courseworking.

by K.Kyun January 20, 2019

Courtnet

Courtnet is a browser founded by Courtney. Courtney is a minecraft ERP god.

oh hey dude, I fucking slapped the shit out of my dick when I browsed on courtnet, courtney went full ham on darwin

by ryan big noob March 16, 2019

Courtney shae

The girl who will marry the Dustin

Courtney shae loves Dustin

by Joe dirteeee April 27, 2019

Courtemanche

Best last name ever. But most people don't know how to say it so here you go if you don't know how.

Court as in bitch I'm in court again
Ah as in ahhh I can't believe this

Man as in man you really just do that
Che as in bitch ahhh I see you man your cheap

Hey man did you know Courtemanche is a real popular last name in Canada.

by The_real_bitch_here_ April 28, 2019