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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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my girly ain't come

her period didn't come
Girlfriend: My girly ain't come im pregnant
by girlsdefinitions February 25, 2022
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come on china

to instigate a fight with some one who is being a knob or talking themselves up to much
1. come on china you want to tussel
2. come on china you want to fight
by brent_f_mudge May 28, 2007
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Yo come chill

Me: waddup
You: Yo come chill
by CobraChicken14 September 9, 2021
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Coming back

Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.
by Pie_:) December 31, 2022
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come collect

Gathering yourself and remembering who your talking if your getting smart (collecting yourself)
come collect while talking to me…”
by anonymous February 23, 2024
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