Coffeeholic

An individual who suffer from Coffeeholism

Your such a CoffeeHolic Dave Devartainian

by Danielberman23 December 23, 2014

Instant Coffee

Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.

Sex that didn't last long.

Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: Yeah, but it was instant coffee :(
Coworker #1: I'm sorry :(

by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008

Standing Coffin

Where you give someone a bear hug and proceed to jerk them off.

Grab a dude and huge him tight so he can't escape and jerk him off, hence the Standing Coffin.

by wickedwaldo December 23, 2009

fall on my coffee table

Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".

Come by my place and fall on my coffee table.

by cautiscy September 2, 2009

coming out of the coffin

'Coming out of the coffin' is a term used to describe the experience of a person, typically, but not always, a male who has previously been highly critical, who professes his undying love and admiration for all things Twilight. He publicly and proudly confesses that he has read the books, seen the movies, can answer any trivia question, wants to dress like Edward for Halloween (and any other holiday), and really wants to visit Forks, Washington on vacation.

He could no longer lie to his friends, and excuse his presence at yet another Twilight movie premier by blaming it on his girlfriend. He was coming out of the coffin.

by Lord Buff November 28, 2010

Coffee Boy

Kirk Hammet's role during the production of St Anger because James wouldn't let him play guitar.

Kirk - "Check out this solo". James -" Quit yo jibba jabba and give me your guitar! Commercially selling out is the way forward! Make yourself usefull and go make me a coffee scrotum boy!"

by SATANSFISHTANK November 1, 2003

coffee house

hippys used coffee house and flower shop as the place where you drank coffee and listen to poetry quoted by a little skinny girl in a little cotton dress and nothing else.

i will meet you at the flower shop.

by r cane July 17, 2005