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Astronomic Chop

ASTRONOMIC CHOOPSS.
there are normall choopsss, sumgood shitt
butt astronomic chopps iss likeee choppin a mix of jesus and fergie.

wind
fire

crazy wheels
mike: yo wanna get some chops?
bruno: how bout some astronomic chops?
mike: ohhh shitttttt!

chops wind fire crazy wheels
by Mikey Bruno March 5, 2011
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nuttin' chops

Male facial hair, scragely and sparse. An adolescent attempt to grow mutton chops.
Check out Jake's sideburns, he's got nuttin' chops.
by Mothaloose July 17, 2011
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Chop some clowns

"Dorrell and I are gonna go chop some clowns over at the center. He has some dank new jokes."
by harstmaster August 22, 2011
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Chopped

The fugliest, nastiest, most disgusting of them all
Person 1: You saw jayiden with the worms in his hair?

Person 2: Mhm. That nigga is chopped.
by JayidenK May 22, 2023
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Man chops

Ingredients:
- 2 large fresh testicles
- 2 cups flour
- 1 tablespoon garlic powder
- 1 tablespoon onion powder
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 2 cups milk
- Oil for frying

Instructions:

1. Rinse the bull testicles under cold water and pat dry.
2. Using a sharp knife, remove the outer skin and membrane from the testicles, and slice them into thin rounds.
3. In a shallow dish, combine the flour, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, salt, and black pepper.
4. In another shallow dish, pour the milk.
5. Dip each slice of bull testicle into the milk, then coat thoroughly in the flour mixture.
6. Heat oil in a deep skillet or fryer to 375 degrees Fahrenheit.
7. Carefully place the coated slices of bull testicle into the hot oil, and fry until golden brown, about 2-3 minutes per side.
8. Remove the fried testicles from the oil with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.
9. Serve hot, garnished with parsley or lemon wedges if desired.

Note: Bull testicles can be quite tough, so some recipes recommend pounding them with a meat mallet before preparing to tenderize them.
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
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Chops

big fat band kid failing all his class he's addicted to chess has not taken a shower in ages and has a crush on a boy who lives in California (probably illegally) named Santiago, he also enjoys dirty sanchez from beaners.
Attractive girl: do you smell that, it's rancid
Normal guy: yeah I think it's a guy named Chops
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Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form
That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human
by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023
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