child

something annoying

Guy 1: Ewww whats that?

Guy 2: Thats a child stay away!

by froggy_likesgrass November 15, 2023

Love child

1. Female child from a bootycall, hookup, fling, 1 night stand or a off and on relationship with no love in it
2. A daughter by close friends
3. A female offspring from a committed relationship or engaged not yet married

4. The daughter from an affair
5. A princess born out of wed lock by a king or queen that is not The other leader's child, maybe step daughter or A female kid from an affair

All definitions male equivalent is Natural child

1. Consequences of having a natural or love Child are
2. I think she is your love child
3. In this case I don't think Having a love child is bad
4. I have a feeling that bell is a love child

5. The queen's love child

by 459395 April 7, 2023

Child

You. If you are searching it, you are a child.

You: hey what's a child
Anyone: you

by ThEtBe February 1, 2021

middle child day

the 26th of july

what’s today? it’s middle child day the 26th of july

by purple107 July 26, 2021

child

tommyinnit. tommyinnit is a child

randomer: hey! who’s that child over there?

philza minecraft: oh that’s just tommyinnit

by gnflefttoe October 9, 2021

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, often at 2 am, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP

by STDS77 October 26, 2019