Colored Chained Chair

- when you take a colored women and chain her to a chair. You then slowly move up the body licking every part of her. Including the Pussy. You also do not take off the cloths. You must lift them up and lick then. Not to be confused with Chained Chair. Which is where this is no color involved. She must also be a masochist, so she go call the fucking cops. Heard this while I was at Disney world

When you chain a colored women to a chair, and lick her whole body
Man my bitch we did that colored chained chair last night, man she enjoyed that shit.

by !Lucks_Bane! February 25, 2019

Yankee Chainsaw

When you pack your ass full of toilet paper then rip the wad out as an alternative to conventional wiping.

I was too lazy to reach and wipe so I loaded up a yankee chainsaw. Came out clean as a whistle!

by Crab-Rangoon May 17, 2019

Leatherface Chainsaw

This occurs when you have inserted the anal beads in your girlfriend's asshole. Tell her to go face down ass up. Then you stomp on her head and swiftly pull the beads out like a rip chord. The sound made by your girl will sound like Leatherace's pig squeal.

My girl wanted me to surprise her tonight...so I gave her a Leatherface Chainsaw...doubt were doing anal for a while.

by big_boss_1127 January 28, 2020

clank chains

Verb to have sex so hard in a camper that the safety chains at the hitch are clapping

Fire is out, let’s go inside and clank chains.

by N0K71RN4L May 12, 2021

british chainsaw

the british chainsaw is where you eat a girl out so good she squirts blood becuase your teeth are fucked up. becuase your british.

girl, im gonna british chainsaw you.

by meezu June 3, 2021

Alaskan Chainsaw

When you're about to finish inside of a female and tell her "THE CONDOM BROKE!!" But it really didn't, and then you pick her up and do a front-flip, slamming her onto her back.

Yamari: "Bro I just saw a video of some dude giving a girl an Alaskan Chainsaw."
Camden: "Yeah bro I think that was me."

by locotard November 29, 2022

Filipino Chainmaster

If you are performing a Filipino Chainsaw (see page A9), you may call up the services of a licensed Filipino Chainmaster. If a professional is present during the chainsawing, the act immediately becomes holy.

Brian: I'm Filipino chainsawing with my buddy Keith, I love this Filipino chainsawing with my friend Keith.
Keith: Yes, I love doing this too Brian my friend.
Brian: Let's make this holy and now.
Keith: Here is my friend Ramsey, he is a Filipino chainmaster, he will make this so holy Brian.
Brian: That's awesome Keith my friend, let's do this more now but with the Filipino chainmaster which makes it holy.
Ramsey: I am the Filipino chainmaster and this is holy.

by The New Jersey Times January 18, 2023