when a man is honored with oral pleasure by a female and right before the mans climax the female uppercuts her fist into his ballsack creating the best and worst feeling at the exact same time.
by blue bowlingballs January 20, 2009
Get the Captain Crunch mug.In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent. It comes from the word hooker. So when you call someone captain it's like Captain Hooke.
Sami: That point was mine, it hit the line!
Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!
(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)
Sami: Hey captain!
Hayley: No it didn't, it's my point!
(Next day Sami sees Hayley and says...)
Sami: Hey captain!
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Get the Captain America mug.when doing a girl from behind you both keep from touching anything, including each other. the man then guides the woman around the room without knocking anything over. if you can make it around the room and reach orgasm without breaking something you are then the captain of the ship. Note: it is not necessary for the girl to orgasm. that never really matters anyway.
After forty five minutes of "Piloting the S.S. Kacie's Sister" around the room, and not striking a single "mine", other than the pink one, Christian bellowed "I am the Captain of the Ship!"
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