log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.
“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”
by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022
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child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.
You know what you did child fucker!
by credit unkown April 29, 2021
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early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.
Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.
by Ohioguy November 01, 2022
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Genderless child

Genderless Child: Am i right lads or am i right lads?
Lads: You are right lads.
by Cockashit February 24, 2024
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Little Child

a small child, a kid
you thought i was going to say a example ''fucking a child''?
by s4aintzz August 11, 2023
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Chicken nugget Child

Is a annoying/funny person

A peson that is light skin and has a oval head

A child that eats a lot of chicken nuggets
Shut up chicken nugget child

Whitney looks like a chicken nugget child
by Tabiuit November 14, 2018
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Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...
P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child
by Oreo cat lover September 04, 2022
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