Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.

He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch

by Brandonththth March 7, 2020

Brandon

A chopped kid who thinks they are miles morales also they are chopped and think they looked good

Look over there is Brandon he's so choppedddddddddddd

by olahcommoestas February 6, 2025

Brandon

Brandon has a massive corey and would destroy any pussay that he comes in close contact to

Have you seen Brandon’s big corey

by BrandysBigCorey November 23, 2021

Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon Lee'd

The act of getting a girl pregnant after getting a failed vasectomy. Finding out you weren't shooting blanks after all

Dude I Brandon Lee'd my wife last week, and I'm fresh out of coat hangers

by BigFloppyVainySausage420 June 1, 2018

Brandon

A loyal man.

he’s a hoe.
no he’s not, he’s brandon.

by brandismillah November 30, 2023