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Brandon

Brandon is the hottest nigger in the world. He fucked your girlfriend and Alejandro’s mom. Alejandro is the creation of gays I left him cause of that reason. He has muscles on his big ass dick he can fuck every botch by making the girl looking at his dick.
He is not gay. Brandon fucked every bitch
by Brandonththth March 7, 2020
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Dude 1: yo is brandon gay?

Dude 2: yup
by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020
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Brandon

Dude: is Brandon gay?
Dude 2: yes you fuck
by Lika mahdik March 14, 2020
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brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone
that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls
by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020
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like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )
brandon is a puff
by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020
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Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020
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Brandon

He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes
Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night

Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..
by Eevee164 August 28, 2020
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