Smart Bacon

A correction deputy who is pretty clever. He works tons of double shifts. Dates a P.Y.T.
Has to be the dopest D.I.L.F. Needs to have gray hair color. Also needs to know how to text all day, everyday, even while at work. He has to have a SUPER COCK. He needsto be sarcastic and not take himself to seriously, but has to go ballistic over simple silly texts sent by the P.Y.T.

P.Y.T.- "Good morning Silver Fox Stud"
Smart Bacon-"Good morning to you sexy thing"
P.Y.T.-"I miss you"
Smart Bacon"No you don't, your just bored"
P.Y.T. "Don't mock my feelings"
Smart Bacon"Are you INSANE?!?!?!?! Are you falling for me?!?!?!"
P.Y.T "Of course not, Are you falling for me?
Smart Bacon"Of course NOT!

by LeslieM October 30, 2008

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburger

A new cheeseburger from Carls Jr. that, when eaten or injected into the veins after blending, will transform you into a deranged, invisible murder.

Kevin Bacon Western Cheeseburgers are great to eat before skinny dipping if you are dissatisfied with your figure.

by iateallofthecereal December 8, 2010

ate your bacon

spoken term for when someone gets owned at either video games, playing music, or driving.

(person beats someone by a large margin at halo)"Dude, I just ate your bacon."

by rsktod January 8, 2005

Asshole wrapped in bacon

The utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.

Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.

by Ehemlin85 January 13, 2009

snipe the nazi bacon

to smoke weed

i snipe the nazi bacon every chance i get!

by vuceeieieiieiei December 15, 2009

Scrambled eggs & bacon

Scrambled eggs & bacon is a form of fetish in which hammer is used to smash the genitalia of lovers, utill they look like a pulp

After job I am gonna get me some of scrambled eggs & bacon. MMM..mmm.m

by Notorious Chimp April 2, 2004

Bacon Face

The face you have after smoking some sweet chronic.

Damn, I just got done baking..do I have a bacon face?

by bobbbbbbbbbbb December 14, 2008