waking up Irish

When you wake up still drunk from the night before.

I must've been really drunk last night because I woke up Irish this morning.

Mary was tired of her husband waking up Irish so she shot him.

Don't get too drunk tonight, no one wants to wake up Irish.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic April 2, 2011

Irish Wetback

A drink combination of a Mexican associated bottle of beer and a shot of Whiskey in the neck of the bottle. WIth or with out salt on the neck or in the bottle and a lime.

The first peole to come to the United States that did work for far cheaper than the land's native people were the Irish. Thus, making them the first people to be considered a "wetback" being as they crossed a body of water in search of work.

Hey Barkeep! Let me get 2 Irish Wetbacks, dressed (w/ salt on neck and lime).

by mexgopher23 May 6, 2010

irish poop war of 1976

A war that happened in an Irish bar with a few retired people throwing shit at each over

Also can be referring to a huge mess, more often the definition mean't.

What happened in here... don't tell me it was the Irish poop war of 1976...

by HalfOrcHero November 6, 2017

irish weakness

an ethnic vulnerability to alcoholism

His countrymen often have the Irish weakness.

by Big_Alf December 18, 2015

Irish potato sack

When a man punches himself in the testicles until they swell to more than twice their normal size and tea-bags a girl

Matt was so mad that he gave Cathy a Irish potato sack

by D-titty January 9, 2014

Irish pub slide

empty a beer bottle into a females vagina then insert penis and fuck her

I was doing the irish pub slide with my girlfriend last night. That shit was nasty.

by mike and joe November 7, 2007

irish breakfast tea

Irish breakfast tea: n. When a person consumes so much alcohol that their urine turns dark brown due to liver damage, urinates into cup, and then offers that cup to their partner under the guise that it is tea. Most often served first thing in the morning before the recipient has fully acquired all senses.

My wife made me a cup of "Irish breakfast tea", was expecting a glass of whiskey.... very disappointed.

by NunayoBidness February 9, 2015