AM

a guy named matthew who is an Aggressive Mopper and hits people in the face and stomache while using a swiffer.

Matthew is an AM.

by ibxwigiwoi September 14, 2020

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When someone uses “Am” instead of “I’m ” or “I am” I just assume they’re stupid, it just doesn’t sound good.

Am going to the grocery store.

by Jordan6Infared March 25, 2022

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AM

A undefined numerical equation.

The approximate number of minutes it takes a woman to get ready to do something. Anything.

I told my wife to get ready for the movie about AM hours ago , but she a still not ready!

by D-Ag January 22, 2020

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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 30, 2016

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