noob

(the first real definition for noob that's not bashing towards them)

A noob is someone who is new to the game and unexperienced. Not someone who killed you.

bob: are you a noob?
noob: yes, how do i play

by Pl3bberr July 5, 2018

NOOB

Can be used to describe a NEW THING, e.g. "this word is a NOOB, only being used since..." (UK)

"This word is a NOOB, Ngram viewer confirms really widespread since the 2010s"
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by waanaabe August 18, 2025

Noob Nugget

A dumbfuck who can't do the simplest things!

Person 1: WHY CAN'T I DRINK WATER?!?
Person 2: Maybe you're just a noob nugget.

by kaaurid June 8, 2022

Lawn Noob

someone who has a turf/fake lawn, and mows/waters it.

Look at that lawn noob trying to water that turf

by fakeandfake April 16, 2011

Noob

Commonly know as a ‘new player’. A noob is a bad thing

George ramsden is such a noob. Ugh!

by yassssqueen November 25, 2018

Noob

Noob Is A Player Who Always Loses And Never Wins So Pro Players Call Them "Noob"
But It Can Always End With Karma :D

Hey Noob You Always Lose You Noob
The Noob: Says The One Who Always Rages When Gets Killed
>:C IM GONNA HIT U
The Noob: Ok .-.

by Aldriftclyde A Noob November 23, 2019

Immense noob

A person that talks condenscendingly in order to win an argument when in reality they are highly stupid.

Karen was insistent that calling some a Karen is morally worse than calling someone the n-word. "Do you just not understand why its worse, did you not go to college or something", smirked Karen in a patronising manner. Karen is an immense noob.

by Elle394 May 24, 2020