Thomas Ash

Thomas hates dogs, Thomas is loud and often deaf.. Thomas thinks he knows everything..

Thomas likes lamposts and has a large collection oranges and cannot sing..

Thomas loves his step dad who is amazing.

Thomas ash is also a Tank engine

by Tovinator August 10, 2019

Thomas Jeffersoning

When a white males fucks and black female.

I’ve been Thomas Jeffersoning lately, I’ve fucked three black girls in the last month.

by Mhba August 12, 2019

Holly Thomas

The most beautiful girl, so loyal, so funny, smart, hard worker. She will never screw you over. She is always honest and will never intentionally hurt you.

I need a friend like Holly Thomas.

by prettybadbitch August 12, 2019

St. Thomas Side Wonk

Name of a wavy sidewalk on Holland Street in St. Thomas, Ontario, Canada.
One could say it's a representation of the city's gene pool.

Did you see that skid trip and fall on the St. Thomas Side Wonk?

by J00n10r August 12, 2019

Thomas Ludlow

Sheep Shagger

Oi you know Thomas Ludlow

Person : Oh that Sheep Shagger!

Ye that one!

by Hazzagriff August 15, 2019

Thomas Kwasney

An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.

“Man Thomas Kwasney is a unit”

by hex drink September 5, 2019

thomas coccaro

A guy who makes every ex you've ever had disapear. He is perfect in every way shape or form. This guy is naturally funny, and whenever your around him you cant keep a smile off your face. A guy that is named Thomas Coccaro always treats girls with respect.

Damn, Thomas Coccaro is an amazing guy

by TheRandomOneVia September 8, 2019