Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.

Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?

by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024

A Chinese

What British people refer to as British Chinese food.
It’s literally McDonalds but they drown it in curry sauce and fried rice

Me scrolling through TikTok:
A random Brit (I’m not the best at translating it to English so forgive me): I love ordering a chinese
Me: Scrolls because shut the fuck up

by Acexuo May 30, 2023

chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.

Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!

by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018

Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.

Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”

by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021

Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.

"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"

by Lil Jork March 3, 2025

Chinese cornhole

When one shoves an eggroll up their prison pocket and then eats it out, some people like to do it in groups, some do it alone, there are parades in china dedicated to the chinese cornhole

"Dude that chinese cornhole hit different"

by Qung bou April 14, 2021

Chinese Alligator

When one partner of an orgy puts on one of those cheesy tourist alligator hats and attempts to put their entire mouth onto the other partners vagina and anus and/or penis and anus whilst also attempting to do a death roll (rolling their entire body throughout the entire orgy session).

Dude1: "I heard that Marcus got invited to that kinky orgy last night."

Dude2: "Yeah! He pulled off the Chinese Alligator on Monica, Sarah, and May!"

by PrimalInstinct January 16, 2017