arteries man

a man who can, and will, close your arteries and will have his arteries closed

Non Cool Man: "Hey, who's Arteries Man?"
Cool Man: "He's gonna close your arteries."
Non Cool Man: "Wha--" *Dies from arteries being closed*

by MyArteriesAreClosing April 19, 2021

Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021

Thinking Man

A hazing type position that a fraternity pledge may assume when they answer a question incorrectly. Also known as a "Think about it"

The position is summarized as such:

- Your head goes on the ground,

- You lift yourself up like a plank position,
- Then put your hands behind your back.

Pledgemaster: "Think about why you pissed me off"

Pledges: *Get into a thinking man, and hold it as long as possible*

by Gluc April 19, 2021

Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021

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a human being with a PP instead of a inverted one
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"BRO look at that hot chick"
"dude thats a man"
"oh bro i'm to wasted to tell"

by gungus#-28819 April 20, 2021

Choco Man

A fake name used to bait people into their worst nightmare

"Hey man have you heard of the commercial about Choco Man"
"Whats That"
"Choco ma-nuts"

by tongengotonks April 21, 2021

The big man

This big man think he is the shit but is not this man probably thinks he could get any girl he wants but he can’t he just pissis people off after downing 2 cheeseburgers and losing in fornite

He thinks he is the big man

by Zahlerboy19 April 23, 2021