`~`Scary Movie, I Will Be Back Aroundinylu The Scene, Movie Scary`~`

`~`Scary Movie, I Will Be Back Aroundinylu The Scene, Movie Scary`~`

`~`Scary Movie, I Will Be Back Aroundinylu The Scene, Movie Scary`~`

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.

George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)

by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021

I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?

Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."

by von groovy September 6, 2024

I crush the tiki

When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

Alex loves the tiki so much so so much. He thinks it’s better than the alien.

Alex: Sometimes I love to crush the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )

Dan: Bro what? 🤨🤨🤨

Alex: Erm according to my research. 🤓👆I crush the tiki means. When someone crushes the 𝓽𝓲𝓴𝓲. : )
Better than the 𝖆𝖑í𝖊𝖓, that one’s a crime.
From that one danimals commercial. 😋😋😋😋😋

by April stars August 14, 2024

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022

should i get

the usual thing to say when your asking someone what you should get

should i get apollo
kill yourself

by Ya boi SOVIET May 17, 2017

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021