National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

by Magoozel October 6, 2021

lata bitch, get the fuck off my screen

Trick2g's famous line

trick2g: *outplays*
trick2g: LATA BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN

by godEn0moto December 7, 2019

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

don't make me take off my belt

1. When a crazy old person(a grandparent, mostly grandfathers) says this they take their belts off and threaten to hit you with it. Because you did something wrong or are being a pain in the ass.

2. The cartoon Boondocks on as there is a Grand father character ti the two kids Riley and Huey. He always threatens them and others(like the pimp in one show) with this line. He then continues to whoopthem like Indiana Jones

Child: Hey grandpa...*asks a million questions*
Grandpa: Shush yo mouth!
Child: *Keeps asking questions*
Grandpa: Don't make me take off my belt!
Child: *Shuts up instantly*
Grandpa: Good...now rub my feet or I'll whoop yo ass!

by mister boondock February 18, 2006

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.

I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.

by 98ik8 March 15, 2022

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't hurt me and then pretend like you had nothing to do with it.

You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by wouldaben January 15, 2011

Where have you been all my life?

An interest in something one admires; a person really likes you and can't see themselves not having you in their life; you are the one that prayed about and hoped for; and one that is unique and different than anyone they have ever dated

all have been my where you
companion soulmate

Jessica: I really enjoy spending time with you. You always seem to put a smile on my face.
Michael: I feel the same way, Jessica. Where have you been all my life?

by TheRealTashee April 14, 2016