Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp
by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020
Get the Old man jankinsmug. A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.
Very mad but without anything to do about it.
Very mad but without anything to do about it.
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
Get the Short Man Madmug. A beyond gorgeous man inside and out. Pure perfection. Everything a woman could want and be lucky to have.
by Squareworkmedia October 28, 2022
Get the Gorgeous Manmug. by plasticflowersonvideo November 9, 2010
Get the Man-piesmug. This occurs when you become contaminated with bear spray and you come home to have sex with your partner. within 5 min of fucking, you both sweat and reactivate the chemical agent. Now you and you partner's genitals are burning like hellfire due to the lack of patience of waiting for the agent to wash off.
"yea I fucked up trying to run from dog the bounty hunter.now my gf not talking to me because I gave her the fl man pepper spray.
by PABLO.ESC0 October 16, 2022
Get the Fl man pepper spraymug. Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!
Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!
Sanjit: Dude WTF
Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!
Sanjit: Dude WTF
by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012
Get the Big Man Shandymug. by hamburger man 69 December 12, 2020
Get the hamburger manmug.