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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”
person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat
by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020
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I Will REVOLT!

What you say to someone when they're trying to force you to do something. Most of the time used as a joke, but one can say it seriously if they see it fit.
Person 1: You are now my slave nyehehe—
Person 2: I will REVOLT!
by DARK.EXE December 4, 2020
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I say

used to express surprise or to draw attention to a remark.
"I say, that's a bit much!"
by Arminkshipper March 9, 2025
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datarxz i love you

Doubt you'll see this, probably will in a month i dont fucking know, I love u <3
by Not Miaku January 17, 2021
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If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.
"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"
by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025
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