as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson July 16, 2008

Dick daddy

When he wants to fuck you so hard and long

My dick daddy fucked me so hard last night

by Hbcxtfvvv November 2, 2019

Needle Dicked Bug Fucker

One who's penis resembles that of a needle and is used to engage in intercouse with insects capable of receiving such small genitalia

Derek is such a needle dicked bug fucker sometimes.

by R. Trombone March 31, 2003

BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

When a male individual has a severely acute penis, one resembling that of an infant's.

When Corey received a call from the doctor, he was not overly surprised to hear that he had been diagnosed with BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome).

by Babydickface November 20, 2010

u-turn dick

describes a man whose penis does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.

nick: check that dudes erection, he's got a huge u-turn dick happening!

shawn: I know, that's gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: It's strange, yet oddly arousing!

by Chris Carr July 20, 2008

penise and also dicke and balls

A meme that started from a tumblr post which read:
sext: penise and also dicke and balls
this meme is often used ironically by meme pages on facebook.

gf: send me something sexy
me: penise and also dicke and balls

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016