this is me if you even care

this is me btw if you even care

a meme on tiktok that i cannot stop saying.

person 1: “hey look at that dog over there”
person 2 “thats me if you even care

person 1: “look at this video”
person 2: “this is me if you even care” *points at video*

by twink_demolisher November 23, 2023

It's over for you

When someone doesn't know what "mogging", "mogged", or "mog" means. Or when a person stops their mewing streak

Person 1: I just talked man and stopped mewing
Person 2: It's over for you

Person 1: Bro, chad is totally mogging me

Person 2: It's over for you

by jpoxfred123 November 24, 2023

I never liked you anyway

Something a person says when they got rejected, got cheated on, or just broke up with someone for a reasonable or unreasonable purpose.
I’m unsure why they say this cause I’m not them but something that has to do with dignity and being an asshole 🤷

Test1: Sorry, my parents don’t allow me to date so I can’t.
Test2: I never liked you anyway!

Test3: *cheats on Test4&
Test4: I never liked you anyway!

Test5: I think we should break up, it’s just not working..
Test6: WHAT? I never liked you anyway, bitch!

by JFKSSHOOTER November 25, 2023

you sure are

Something flirty to say after someone describes themself

Jane doe: I'm just that kind of girl
John doe: you sure are

by MAR60 November 26, 2023

You

The smile I would love to see…
I would even take three…
Don’t worry those eyes I still want to read…
Some things don’t change, even after weeks:)

It would be quite grand…
If I could hold your hand…
Take you to the land…
Where together we stand…

Some day all of this I will see…
You and me…
Until then I will dream…
And of course believe ❤️❤️❤️

That moment…
In your arms…
My eyes fill…
All this love for you …

a flood of love…
I do…
Have for YOU!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 26, 2023

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

Hey, you hit my eyeball off!

Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.

Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…

by wubbableseiebe November 26, 2023