laid out and splayed out

a thorough and proper fucking

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.

by babyrumpkisser April 2, 2025

Burnt Out Maynard

Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.

That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!

by cofgpjm March 26, 2009

National Make Out Day

A day every year where people make out, not just a peck. This day is on 25th of june.

Charli: I’m gonna make out with addison today!
Chase: Why?
Charli: Because it’s national make out day!

by ForTheBoys66771 June 18, 2020

In n’ Out

When you eat/drink on the toilet

“Don’t take your pizza in the bathroom In n’ Out shouldn’t exist”

by abbybotts May 18, 2021

Yellow Out

Passing out from peeing too hard.

man, last night i held it in for so long that when i finally went to the bathroom, i yellowed out. you should yellow out sometime too.

by userhandlegoeshere November 20, 2022

Leave Ohara Out of It

Phrase used in certain parts of Delaware county to combat cognitive dissonance. Typically used in retaliation when facts are laid out that combat elements of an individuals masculinity or self identity. For example, a St. Eugene’s kid that feels uncomfortable about going to Ohara instead of Bonner for any number of reasons might tell his friend - rather than saying “fuck off danny” - “leave ohara out of it Danny.”

My parents both voted for Biden and are members at overbrook country club , that’s our issue. But leave ohara out of it you pussy.

by boss hamilton August 6, 2022

national girls day out

hey girlys! i know how tired and fed up you are and you deserve to be happy and free, go out june 14th or any other days to get a break, go shopping, movies, eat whatever, etc. have fun:) focus on yourself <3

boyfriend, mom, dad, brother, etc : why are you getting ready?

me: it’s time to get a break, i’m over it. it’s national girls day out!

by nanasthoughts March 22, 2021