dick salad

1. a salad mixed with loads of penis

2. the act of dicksalading in a girl's face

3. snot rocketing in some girl's eye and quapping her, which mixes the boogers with jizz, creating a dick salad

1. "Wow, that mailman made the best dick salad ever!"

2. "I dick salad-ed on this girl's face SO MUCH last night."

3. "THOSE DICK SALADS LAST NIGHT WERE EXCELLENT!"

by salad comma dick June 14, 2008

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national dick grab day

April 12 girls grab boys dicks

Oh it's April 12 grab his dick because today is national dick grab day

by Hey hard April 6, 2017

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big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

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Dick faced mother fucker

Usually used when running out of disses (insults) or used as an opening when people are about to fight or make fun of each other.

"Dude, your a...a...dick faced mother fucker!"

"Fuck you you dick faced mother fucker!"

by Fritztafer January 18, 2009

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suck my dick bitch

Recognizing a bitch or hoe and telling her to suck your dick

Hey Samantha Suck my dick bitch!

by OOH SPOOKY December 15, 2018

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when youre at a movie with ur girl and you cut out the bottom of the popcorn bucket,and sneak your snake in there. She reaches to get popcorn, likes what she finds and you get a handjob without havin to kick any game what so ever

dude 1:"you get any over the weekend?"
dude 2" kinda"
dude 1"wtf does that mean?"
dude 2"i pulled a chick flick dick trick"
dude 1"sneaky ass motherfucker; YEAH BOYYY"

by negative boss hog October 16, 2005

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