blow up bed

You put your mouth tightly around someone's asshole and blow until you're out of breath.

I gave John a blow up bed last night, he's still at the hospital.

by Beastie Boys AU February 7, 2015

shimmy up the mule

Abnormal vibration or wobbling, as of a person who serves as a courier of illegal drugs.

by Shun October 16, 2003

Fuck up the Donuts

To prevent coworkers from receiving a cheap incentive (often free donuts) proposed by their employer in exchange for being “accident free” for a prescribed period of time. Such miniscule incentives often inadvertently encourage employees not to report potentially serious injuries and not to visit doctors on the company’s dime, for fear of hostility of coworkers who have by now begun to value such incentives above each other’s well-being.

Guy 1: Ouch, I think I cut my hand. I’m going to have to report it to management.
Guy 2: Oh great, now we’re going to be back to 0 days accident free. Way to fuck up the donuts!

Guy 1: Yeah she slipped and fell. It broke her neck.
Guy 2: So what? We were only 3 days away from free donuts and she fucked it up.
Guy 1: Here come the EMTs with her now.
Guy 2: Way to fuck up the donuts, lady! Thanks a lot!

Guy 1: Dude, you’re bleeding like a stuck pig!
Guy 2: I’ll be fine. Just give me some paper towels and duct tape. Hurry, before a manager sees this and makes me report it. I don’t want to fuck up the donuts.

by MastaRoe July 10, 2011

digitally freshen up

To use some sort of photo editing tool or program to make a person look better, younger, more aesthetically pleasing. Often used (and overused) on magazine covers. Can also mean the same as digitally unfreshen up when you use the same tool to do just the opposite. Usually referred to as, or known as photoshopped.

Rimmel London felt it necessary to digitally freshen up a very young Zooey Deschanel for their ad campaign, to the point where it doesn't look like her at all.

Every magazine cover with Fergie, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson they digitally freshen up to make them appeal to a younger demographic. It just makes them look like aliens.

by clintonk May 7, 2011

Tappin up the phones

If you notice you gettin a little bigga in da game, and you aint robbin or boostin, you standin ova the stove like the chef in houston, then you need to neva talk on the phone. Slangin all day, and peiceing the ounce out, how ya gon be a birdman if you dont know how ta count..

YoungBuck-"They wanna know whos doin the yap yappin, so they tappin up the phones"
Young Jeezy-"We don' talk on the phones cuz it might stick."

by Flyindabirdzovasea22 November 17, 2006

ate the fuck up

Ate the fuck up On a a scale from1 to ate (8) the fuck up, your top weigher.

Dude,on a a scale from one to "ate the fuck up":,You're swedge; Top weigher.

by Feather.Woodar June 12, 2018

Turning UP the volume

Girl giving head job to guy

this girl turned up the volume last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003