The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.
The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."
by DefinitelyNotTheDirtMan May 30, 2024
Get the The Dirt Manmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025
Get the 《¤》David《¤》Fumero《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》China《¤》Man《¤》mug. That's what it's all about.
Hym "Tucker wants to be revered as a man... But he hasn't sacrificed his life! They want you to exalt them for fucking eachother, yet, I AM THE ONLY MAN BEING SACRIFICED HERE. Did he protect Mikayla Raines? Did he protect that Senator Melissa and her husband Mark? It doesn't look to me like he's holding up his end of the ✌️✊️✌️✊️most basic agreement✌️✊️✌️✊️ So, Tucker, if I tell the truth... And YOU LIE BY OMMISSION.... Which one of us goes to your God's heaven? Why should you be revered when the person who died to protect your wife didn't fuck your wife? Did Tucker suffer so that his piece of shit kids can used the AI I created to cheat on their homework and supplant their one mentally retarded minds? No! Because that's his religion. A sacrifice differed. The proceeds co-opted. It would be good and moral if it wasn't theft and human sacrifice."
by Hym Iam June 29, 2025
Get the Revered as a manmug. A person who gets a rising trouser snake when someone pours granulated sugar on a picture of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by Drake the Rapper.
I was having a nice day until the Cringe Duck Man took my image perms in General.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
Bruh, can you believe this guy? He is such a Cringe Duck Man.
by Untheoreticaly September 19, 2021
Get the Cringe Duck Manmug. a man, specifically in the 22nd century, who is 27 years of age and has abnormally large ears (like a rabbit)
seen as a compliment
seen as a compliment
man: 'ah yes, how old are your ears?'
man 2: 'ah yes, 27 years young.'
man: 'ah yes, you must be one of them 27th rabbit man people'
man 2: 'ah yes, 27 years young.'
man: 'ah yes, you must be one of them 27th rabbit man people'
by know it all paul August 5, 2025
Get the 27th rabbit manmug. by Yung Pablo November 1, 2019
Get the Money manmug. Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)
Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024
Get the American police manmug.