I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.

I really want my relatives to disappear

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 12, 2021

Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

Being a Tiffany( someone being so beautiful)

Come here my Eat my ass Like a Cupcake girl

by Thenrkrjff September 30, 2020

wtf dude u ate my pizza

typically used when ur homie accidentally eats ur pizza

you: wtf dude u ate my pizza?!
mate: oh srry brotha pay u new pizza kk bro
you: k
*bro hug*

by hi my name is joe mama November 19, 2020

hello guys welcome to my minecraft world

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hmmmm hello guys welcome to my minecraft world

by dgdffdg April 22, 2021

jump on my knob like corn on the cob

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

Jump on my knob like corn on the cob...

by Anunumus May 7, 2018

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay

“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

by byler is real April 22, 2021

These name definitions bring my mood up.

When you're feeling down and look up your name in the Urban Dictionary, and its a big paragraph about how amazing you are. And u know no one else would write that for you.

Friend: "Hey dude, I was having a bad spout last night but I looked up these name definitions, and These name definitions bring my mood up. I needed that."

Friend 2: "That's amazing dude!"

by I'm A Disappointment March 19, 2019