i’ll womp you

saying you will do something bad to someone without actually saying what you are going to do

person1: i’ll womp you

person2: whats that suposed to mean?
person1: im gonna go some bad to you

by jeremia_36 December 25, 2023

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap

Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno

by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023

dirty thank you

Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something

When my bill came at the restaurant, I accidentally dirty thank you’ed the waiter

by Bubbleback December 28, 2023

You bitch ass mother fucker

When someone did someone to or about you that you find does bad in your name

(Hailey makes a urban dictionary definition about me)
Me “You bitch ass mother fucker”

by Fuck-you-Hailey December 28, 2023

I'LL PAY YOU BACK

The act of saying but not doing when it comes to paying your homies back.

Usually given enough of a time gap that the homie might forget.

Nicoli: I'LL PAY YOU BACK next week I get my "paycheck"

by WACKYJK33 December 29, 2023

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023