DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

This guy i met last week wont stop texting me.I should have never sent him that pic because he clearly has DHS-Dick In Hand Syndrome now.

by NaughtybutProper September 10, 2012

dick nose

an exremly large penis

he had a dick nose and it felt so good

by laura gilgamish February 15, 2008

Fart a Dick Out

n. Name given to someone who might have farted a dick or two out in thier time. Sometimes referred to as FADO.

To Tara:
Hey Fart a Dick Out, make me some cappuccino!

by Billy_b March 31, 2008

national dick sucking day

on april 12th kendal crist and paige daugherty can suck as much dick as they can until the clock hits midnight. suck me dry girls!

paige: omg i sucked 7 dicks!

kendal: bro i sucked 12 tf but it’s okay cause it’s national dick sucking day!

by lilly bunch April 11, 2019

bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum

i said "bless you dick" when i cummed

by dickey March 17, 2005

getting your dick wet

the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy

"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"

by bongoman January 1, 2008

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.

Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

by Simon Young March 25, 2008