A monkey man is someone familiar that you meat on rare occurrences multiple times kind of like a shiny pokemon: you're very happy when you meet them.
by Monkebru April 27, 2021
Get the monkey manmug. A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
Get the soft-bearded manmug. by leerue October 16, 2020
Get the man hoemug. 
by lebron james left toe nail April 18, 2023
Get the big monkey manmug. A person yearning to be recognized as rich by others, yet is cheap and petty, resulting in compromised ostentatiousness. The “L” logo of the vehicle is widely considered to represent a loser driver.
My sister’s bf is such a Lexus man- He wanted to show he’s got money by getting a Mercedes, but was too cheap to pay for the options, so he got a Lexus for the freebies. Now we all know that he’s a cheap guy with money! What a Loser!
by snedmondo August 26, 2022
Get the Lexus manmug. by Youman April 17, 2021
Get the You manmug.