Poor Man's Bidet

When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.

"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"

by kiefferteefer March 20, 2023

Talk to a man about a horse

To nicely tell your children that you are going to fuck like rabbits at a hotel.

“Hey kids, me and your mom are gonna go talk to a man about a horse be right back.”

by FeverDream2.0 January 13, 2022

big black man

a big black man

"look at that big black man over there"

by anonymous April 13, 2022

Ocean man

the song that plays at the credits of the first spongebob movie

Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand
Lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe
Is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement
At the Oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth
To the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man

by idk what to put herel October 15, 2025

Chicken tender man

A grown adult who only eats chicken tenders or chicken nuggets.

I'd love to go on vacation with Steve but he's such a chicken tender man. I just know he's never gonna want to try anything new.

by kendoman96 May 21, 2024

Black man

A man who has black skin and is a hottie. Usually funnier than white men. And every time they have a bigger schlong than white men therefore they get more game. Some of the hottest black men are, mike tyson, kai cenat, and ishowspeed. They live in the hood they always be packing heat and you will never catch them lacking.

That black man is in the hood and has a gun and he is talking to a bunch of girls who thinks he is hot and funny.

by Black man aka Nigg-uh November 12, 2024

Northeastern man

Northeastern man is the loyalist man you could find out here…one dey like to fight rhell plenty…and they have big guns in they pants…they could bull good to…and they is bad gangsters so uh safe my g

Zarah: Chelsea wah kinda man uu like and does f**k with

Chelsea: compre man
Zarah: nha northeastern man better.! Uh doh know the thing🙁

by North Man The Best Man🫶🏽🤟🏾! January 21, 2023