WWE Shits

When you love the WWE so much that you will listen to different wrestlers entrance music while shitting. Also used to emphasise an unusually large shit.

Dude, I’m not using the bathroom after Billy! You know he has been in there taking WWE Shits.

by PapaGoonie July 19, 2024

this shit on safety

when someone has something in the palm of their hand, when they know that they "got this"

Man 1 - I'm about to fight this kid.
Man 2 - Yea yo, you got this shit on safety.
Man 1 - Yea I'm gonna beat this guys ass.

by Laura400 December 10, 2007

blissey please stop typing random shit

When Blissey derails conversations usually about some pokemon shit or things being adorable

Blissey: There is nothing kinky about vulperas, they are just a race in wow. It's the same as saying you find gnomes adorable because they are small, or you find the tusks on an orc adorable

Hellner: blissey please stop typing random shit

by shinhows May 7, 2024

I’m not doing this shit

Nigga, fuck that stupid ass urban dictionary challenge fuck is it 2012

Fuck that shit I’m not doing this shit

by Kurtfkdh November 23, 2021

no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.

No Horse Shit Jack?

No Horse Shit Wang.

by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

Shit on my back

When someone oversteps your boundaries and takes advantage of your kindness.

I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."

by Professor B13 November 13, 2023