You’re a yes

A statement that was used in the mid 90’s to describe a poor thing or a retard

“Emma to be honest you’re such a fucking yes.”
“You’re a yes.”

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Yes

A word (yes) you use way to often to people

Hey wanna fuck
Yes sure

by 1.ghostgirl.1 May 12, 2021

Yes

Ye-ses
exclamation * noun

1. To confirm.

2. To ask why someone talks to you.

1. "Johnathan, is there weapons downstairs?" - "Yes, mother."

2. "Tim," - "Yes, do you need something?"

by Polistic April 26, 2024

Yes

It means yes

Do you like cheese

Yes

by Idontonowokay July 14, 2019

yes

yes is yes

yes is yes

by Redheaded person September 29, 2020

"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

YES

YES

YES

by +PanDeadWolf+ June 16, 2021