Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009

dog hump

When a dog tries to fuck you

I got dog humped yesterday

by 1qazgfvbnhyjumk,ilo April 11, 2017

dog swamp

a place (usually a party/gala/event) that is lame ass. there are usually a small amount of girls at said place and any girls that are there are coyote fucking ugly.

Ted: "Dude, how was that party last Friday?"

Bill: "That shit was a fuggin dog swamp! all the liquor in the world couldn't help those bitches"

by Tacodon December 31, 2008

Florida Dog

A FUCKING ALLIGATOR

Fear the featherless fright that blights the plight that is Florida aka a Florida dog

by THEyeetBoi October 16, 2020

Shakey Dog

A shook one. Nervous, paranoid, leery.

You look paranoid that's why I can't juks with you.
Why? Why you behind me leery?
Shakey Dog stutterin', when you got the bigger cooker on you

by Cholera630 October 29, 2009

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

Deformed Dog

A meme where a guys cute doggie stands on HIS burgers

Some Guy: This is my cute doggie standing on HIS burgers

Another guy: deformed dog lmao

by Mikufigurine April 6, 2022