A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said
Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025
Get the Mind wipemug. When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.
by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018
Get the computer-mindedmug. Like an internet browser... 20 tabs are open, 5 of them froze and i don't know where the music is coming from.
by Meow_Lynn April 17, 2023
Get the My Mindmug. by e_Booth December 28, 2008
Get the Able mindedmug. When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.
Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
by WrangledTangler May 22, 2023
Get the young minded bigotrymug. by rerock4220 November 8, 2023
Get the mindmug. What was your plan for event invitees? This is my mind cast:
- Create invites
- Assign salespeople to industries
- Set an expected number of invites sent by X date
- All non-responded invites followed up within seven days
- Final number collated in four week
Sound okay?
- Create invites
- Assign salespeople to industries
- Set an expected number of invites sent by X date
- All non-responded invites followed up within seven days
- Final number collated in four week
Sound okay?
by KnightSmithJones March 19, 2023
Get the Mind Castmug.