Rule 9007

What can be abused,will be abused

Bro 1:,,Bro did you hear about this new op weapen?"
Bro 2:,,im so gonna rule 9007 this crap

by Mistergerhald June 21, 2022

rule 9007

What can be abused,will be abused

Bro 1:yoo did you hear of the new op weapen in *insert game name*?
Bro 2:yes i did and holy that op
Bro 1:i know right?im totally gonna rule 9007 that crap

by Mistergerhald June 23, 2022

rule #2

rule number two usually means DO NOT CUM!

me: bro remember rule #2
other: don’t worry jit i know already

by sharterdarterthefirestarter July 1, 2022

Rule 66

The newest revision of Rule 66 states that if it exist, then it will be shot down by Clone Troopers, as in Order 66

the previous definition of Rule 66 are true in there own religion.
example of my version of Rule 66: "yo i saw this epic drawing of Rule 66, it was of elmo getting shot down by clones"

by Ktfheeefdaxsfeaklooonrnk man September 15, 2022

Kindergarten Rule

When somebody messes with, bothers, or pokes fun at the person that they like in order to get their attention or a reaction out of them. Derived from how young children call their crush silly names or annoy them.

Jonah: Why does Ed keep messing with Aalia?
Ale: Oh, it’s the kindergarten rule. He messes with her to get her attention
Jonah: *pokes Ale*

by RaccoonRulez December 7, 2021

The Holden Rule

Rob unto me and receive a bullet unto you.

Dont forget "the holden rule" if you plan on robbing people

by El conquistadorr May 14, 2022

Maury Rule

The rule to only have sex with one guy per menstruation cycle. That way, if you get pregnant you won't end up on "The Maury Show" trying to figure out which one is the father?

Girl 1: I'm sorry Tony dumped you, but that Mark is looking fine! Are you gonna let him ..."comfort you" this weekend?

Girl 2: No girl, I'm obeying the "Maury Rule"... if I get pregnant, I'm going to know EXACTLY who the daddy is. Mark and I can wait a few weeks.

by ButtersFTMFW March 19, 2022