Dick Pancake

When someone isn't being fair, can't make a decision, flaccid, the opposite of twat waffle, a wimp

Kat realized her boyfriend was a huge dick pancake when yet again he didn't show up to give her a ride to work. dick asshole flaccid cock sucker wimp unreliable

by Kitkat_3 August 8, 2016

Pancake Ass

On this day you slap your friends ass. But only if they are flatter than a pancake.

Jason: * slaps Alex’s ass
Alex: Hey. What did you do that for!

Jason: You have a pancake ass!
Alex: Oh okay 👍🏽

by Lil Pancake 🥞 November 18, 2019

square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.

person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*

by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

Spoogy Pancake

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a Blackstone. Then you both eat the fluffy pancake.

My girl didn't wanna swallow so I turned on the Blackstone and she used my ingredients to make me a fluffy pancake.

My Mexican mother in law came over for brunch and we had Spoogy Pancakes.

by Rebreps June 20, 2024

Aids pancake

An aids pancake is when two men infected with hiv/aids simultaneously penetrate a woman, one guy behind, one infront, and the woman in the middle. Thus creating an aids pancake.

Me and Seth toootally aids pancaked someone last night

by Pumpkinspice42069 October 21, 2021

pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"

Dude don't pancake my ass, that's nasty

by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 7, 2017